Check out this fun desk accessory: Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone Business Card Holder. Sugarpost Metal produces an entire line of Gnome Be Gone products meant to control the gnome population in your garden.
You probably don’t have any gnomes in your office (You don’t do you? If so, order this business card holder TODAY!), but I think the teeth on this thing could certainly ward off any of your pesky co-workers. Just think, with this one product you get:
This is a great example of functional office art. I love it!
~Kelly